baby:d-d...d
    dad:what are you trying to say daddy?!???
    baby:d-d...
    baby:DRUGS GIMME DRUGS GIMME DRUGS I DON'T NEED IT BUT I'LL SELL WHAT YOU GOT TAKE THE CASH AND I'LL KEEP IT-
    dad:fuck. it's a killjoy.
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maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]

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nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

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boodlicious:

Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door

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